The Day All the Superheroes Died
August 31st, 2009
-- or at least were so horribly mangled that they may as well have. That's how we'll remember this day once Disney buys Marvel. When a Disney-fied Hulk dances onto the screen to save Ariel from the clutches of her Venom-infected stepmother in direct-to-DVD kiddie pablum, we'll know the end is nigh.